I’m not always the brightest crayon in the box. I was in my early thirties when I realized why the vampire Muppet was called The Count…because he counts, not because he’s Dracula. Ah, ah ah. It was kinda awkward when I excitedly told my friends this discovery and they were like, duh.
But that wasn’t nearly as awkward as the day I realized that cruelty-free didn’t mean no animal ingredients, just no animal testing. All this time, I really thought that cruelty-free meant no animals were killed, used, tested, whatever to make the products I used. I was actually pretty upset when I put this all together, sitting in the beauty aisle, staring at a package and wondering how a product that used beeswax could be considered cruelty-free.
So, I decided to convert all of my products to vegan and start a blog about it and here we are. You, me and The Count. Ah, ah, ah.